I almost got sucked into
an argument with a Libtard today. Just
to be clear, I don’t like fighting with Conservatards, either.
You see, I said the word “undocumented.”
Apparently that makes me a
racist.
I don’t really see how or
know why saying the word “undocumented” makes me a racist. It’s not like everyone who enters the USA
illegally is purple. I happen to like
the color purple … the color, not the book nor the movie – sorry, I reached my Alice Walker tolerance level in college English long before that one came
around. Oh, does that make me racist
because the author is purple … or yellow … or orange … or blue? No, I just had enough of her writing. Not really fond of Henry James, either. Damn, I must be a racist. I mean, James is like … pine green, right?
Look, folks. I am a rule-follower. That’s my cross to bear.
I don’t like undocumented
people voting in American elections.
That doesn’t make me a racist. It
may very well make me a Constitutionalist, though. Oh, the horrors!
I also don’t like people
who shoplift, so I must be a racist. And
I don’t like child abusers, so I must be a racist. I also don’t care for Krispy Kreme donuts, so
I must be a racist. You know what? Come to think of it, I’m not a big fan of
Anime, and since that’s imported from Japan, I must be a racist. I do prefer the Canadian national anthem to
that of the USA for singing, anyway, because the range is more tolerable. I must be a racist.
Listen, folks, if you want
to lose an argument with me and lose it fast, throw the race card. You might be a nice fellow otherwise, but once
you open your mouth (or type with your fingers) that I pointed out something
illegal as, in fact, being illegal, regardless of who you are or what “color”
you claim to be, and you’re only retort is, “You’re a racist!” – well, you’re
actually nothing more intelligent than a frigging moron.
I guess that makes me a
moronist. And since the idiot in
question called me a racist via someone else’s online post, I guess that makes
me a trollist, as well. Yup, I’ll own
that one. I have a severe and critical
intolerance for trolls.
So, if you’re undocumented
and you want to vote in an American election, just remember, I’m a
trollist!
So there.
