Wednesday, January 21, 2015

ODE TO A RECENT FOOTBALL GAME

Just because we won a game
Now everybody's mad.
The stuff they say is really lame.
In fact, it's downright sad.
They say we lie and say we cheat
They say we make trick plays:
They're mad because they all got beat
(We'd beat them anyways).
Here is what I truly know
And this is truth, I swear:
Let them flap their lips and blow
Their sour grapes everywhere.
Haters always love to hate
Their attitudes are poor
Here's something that gets no debate:
We are NOT Michael Moore.
Folks, when Glendale comes around
The Pats might run amok,
They might go up, they might do down,
In fact, they might well suck.
Here is something that is fact
It hits all protocols:
We are not those talking smack
With wee deflated balls.