Friday, November 21, 2014

DROPPING THE SUCK-FACTOR



I cannot even fathom how awful it is in Buffalo, NY, right now.  Winter hasn’t even started, and they must be going nuts with the snow.  I know, I know.  It’s like people in the Midwest complaining about tornadoes, and people in southern California acting surprised when there’s an earthquake.  It snows in Buffalo, NY, a lot.

But get real.  Seven feet of snow … FEET … ?!

Roofs are collapsing, doors are being blown in from snow pressure, and highways are littered with snow-choked vehicles.  It’s like the New England Blizzard of ’78 on steroids.  

A couple of years ago we had so much snow that there wasn’t any place to put it any longer.  The snowbanks were too high to add any more to them, and there just wasn’t anywhere else to turn with it.  But that snow accumulated over a week or two, not a couple of days.  I mean, it still sucked, but it didn’t suck all at once.  It was a gradual suck, sucking some here and some more there until one day it was this slow suck-realization.

Buffalo residents had their suck-factor dropped on them in a matter of hours.

If the rest of this season follows along the same way as it is in Buffalo right now, then I think I’m going to need a helluva lot more shovels.