Tuesday, February 10, 2015

WINTER POETRY



Look! The snow so crisp and white!
            It makes me want to scream in fright.

The winter sky is full of stars!
            Slippery roads have smashed-up cars.

Sparkly landscape looks so nice!
            Shit, I slipped on more black ice.

Snow to tree limbs does adhere!
            Kids in snowbanks disappear.

Watch the sledders keep their pace!
            Fucking slush gets in my face.

Snowflakes fall so quietly!
            I fall, break my goddamn knee.

Build a snow lad and snow lass!
            Shove my boot up snowman’s ass.

Dressed up warm like Eskimos!
            Holy crap, this winter BLOWS.