Really? Seriously? It's the holiday season, for crimeney's sake. Do you want me to spend money ... or not? Throw me a damn bone, will you?
It has probably been a year since Kohl's sent me a 30% off coupon. When they do, I routinely go in and spend a couple of hundred dollars on crap I don't really need -- suitcases, pants, earrings, gloves... But, I spend money.
So, what's with the damn 20%? I'm probably not even going to wander into the store for 20%. Your prices are inflated to start with, and 20% probably won't even cover my car's gasoline expense to visit your store.
Look, it's Christmas. It's Hanukkah. It's Kwaanza. It could be Merry-frigging-Sherlapone-Bumpkin Day. Give everyone 30%. Be like Oprah. "You get a 30% coupon, and you get a 30% coupon. Everybody gets a 30% coupon!"
No. You have to insult me with your cheap-ass 20%.
Oh, well. Sorry, folks. Probably nothing from Kohl's under the tree this year. Unless, of course, I run into a really, really good sale, in which case I just might be convinced to head in (with my 20% off coupon, of course).
