Running the New Hampshire border
Saying words not fit to print
Getting gifts and all in order
Urging all the kids to hush
Run in circles like a bunny
Tired from holiday rush
Tired spending all the money
Just to get through one whole day
Even though it goes too fast
Join the crowd - the only way
For the holiday to last
Nasty patterns for my sleep
Keep my mouth shut, don't get fired
Traditions that we can keep
Even though I'm way past tired
Running! End line is in sight
I can hear the people cheer
On this glorious Christmas night
Let's start early for next year