So very many ways to cheat in professional sports, and he decides to put pine tar on his neck. What did he think? Did he think it looked like sweat? Did he think it wouldn't be noticed?
Obviously the only answer is that yes, he did indeed believe he would get away with smearing pine tar on his skin.
Not only that, but this is not the first time this fucktard has pulled this crap on the Red Sox.
This makes him worse than a dumbass. It makes him a douche. A douche of epic proportions.
Someone in the MLB should probably review tape of every game this idiot has played in against every team, and overturn any wins for the Cheating Yankees. Truly, New York. You're not helping your image, your credibility, nor baseball in general by letting this jerk get off so easily representing (and disrespecting) your city.
Throw the fucker out of baseball. I mean, seriously. At least put that pine tar shit somewhere that it isn't going to be seen so obviously.
Cheating is one thing. Cheating like a dumb fuck? That's just insulting.
