Thursday, November 2, 2017

ASKING ... YOU KNOW, FOR A "FRIEND"

You want to know what
Fries her ass?
People who are too lazy to
Do their jobs;
That's what fries her ass.
Constant emails from people who are
Perfectly capable of doing the
Simplest of tasks:
But won't.
Truly and honestly
Exhausted
From picking up the slack while
Others do
Important and altruistic deeds like
Attending office parties,
Getting others coffee,
Posting personal crap on
Social media,
Avoiding sweat caused by
Picking up
Pen or pencil or keyboard.

Never met so many people who
Spend so much work time
Entertaining their damn selves.
Sadly, she can count
On one hand,
Maybe two,
Number of people who
Can and might and will
Share these sentiments with
Job-Shirkers
Just to make her already
Over-taxed job
Worse;
Pat themselves on their
Just-above their own asshole
Backs.
At this point,
Being a Wal-Mart Greeter is
Probably an improvement.
At least she wouldn't take her job
(Nor their jobs)
Home ... Every ... Damn ... Evening.
If only Bill Belichick were the boss:
Do your job.
Please, for the love of
All Things Sane,
Do your goddamned job
So no one else is forced to
Do it
For you.
Is this too much to expect?

Just
Asking for a friend
Because
Inquiring minds want to know.