Thursday, October 3, 2013

ODE TO WASHINGTON, DC

The government has shut down -
No one seems to care;
Seems that most Americans
Are completely unaware.

And really is there reason
Why the people need to fret?
No matter how we straighten things
The more screwed up they get.

The state of all our Union
Congress has conspired
To wreck what's left of liberty --
The bums should all be fired.

And where's our mighty president
To save our hallowed halls?
Outside on the grassy tee (not knoll)
Hitting his own (golf) balls.

Politicians SUCK ... the life
From everything they touch,
So maybe they should quit and run
Before they wreck too much.

When I say the following,
It's not to be a jerk:
Hey, Congress, wake the fuck up and get
Your asses BACK TO WORK --

-- Ya fucking bums.