Tuesday, March 19, 2013

DRESS THE CACTUS



My daughter shows up at my work recently.  She gets out of her RN training early, a good thing because it's her last day working the psych ward rotation.  Of course, she leaves there and arrives to find me with a bunch of pre-teens, trying to run what is loosely called Flex but really means "glorified study hall."  In other words, a teacher's version of a psych ward rotation.

She was wondering if we might go check out the bridesmaid dresses for her wedding.  One teeny tiny little itsy bitsy hole-in-the-wall place in nearby Lynnfield has them.  I am ecstatic to help her check one more item off of her Bridal Prep List.  After the final school bell, we pack up, which takes about thirty minutes, and head out to the dress shop.

We find the place with little problem, except that I didn't go the back roads and let my GPS take us on to route 128, normally not a big deal, but we have the infamous route 1 to contend with, so we were truly hoping for a quiet drive until we hit the main drag. 

Anyone who has ever driven route 1 between Saugus and Danvers knows that route 1 is nothing short of a Shit Show.  If you are heading north and see the place you need to be on the south side of the road, it takes a hundred miles to find a connecting street, overpass, or underpass.  If you miss your chance to turn, you may find yourself hopelessly doing enormous circles like a giant cruise ship being piloted by the Flying Dutchman.  We here on the North Shore know exactly what happened to Charlie from the MTA (The Man Who Never Returned): He made his way to route 1 and has been making continuous u-turns between Lynnfield and Peabody ever since.

We find the shop easily because we have done a lot of research.  ("It's right off the ramp as soon as you exit 128 and enter route 1… a small brick strip mall… on the right … Don't miss the shop or it will take you three miles to turn south, then another six miles until you can turn north again and not be too far ahead of your target exit.")  When we walk in, we find the sales associate is working alone that day and has a small "bridal party" (one older woman trying on a dress in front of her friend) in there already. 

There are hundreds of dresses hanging on the racks, all colors, sizes, shapes, and lengths, and the task of locating this one dress is daunting.  My daughter found the style on line, and then she started calling the bridal shops that popped up in the area according to an Internet search of the dress.  After seven tries, the dress is finally located in Lynnfield, so here we are.  We wait until the shop phone stops ringing (endless) and the clerk is momentarily available while her appointment is in the dressing room.

We give her the designer, dress style, and tag number, hoping upon all odds that the store still carries the style, the dress, and that a sample gown is in these racks somewhere.  Anywhere.  The clerk smiles and nods toward a teeny hallway where the dressing rooms are.

There in the corner, tucked away from the taffeta-and-satin saturated room, is a single mannequin, the only mannequin in the place, and it is wearing The Dress.  We both react simultaneously:  "That's it!"  It's the same reaction we have to finding her wedding gown after she had tried on about eighty others. We check the color swatches.  Almost a match to her chosen palette; so close, in fact, that we dub it to be perfect.  Wondering if it's too heavy, we ask if we might be able to just hold the dress off the mannequin to get an idea of the comfort level for her attendants.

The woman takes the dress off the mannequin and tosses it high to the ceiling.  As it floats through the air to us, I grab it, expecting it to be too heavy, too complicated.

It is neither.

The dress is simple as can be (no massive directions needed just to get into and out of it) --  A form-fitting top with a sexy, flowy bottom to it.  And it is as light as a cotton sundress.  In fact, it is one of the lightest dresses of any length that I have ever held in my two hands.

So far, so good.  The last hurdle will be the price.  When the sales woman is done with her calculations, she spits out a price that isn't unreasonable.  We exchange all kinds of informal paperwork and tell her we will be making an appointment to come back very soon with the members of the wedding party.

Perfect.  Everything is perfect until we decide to go to dinner. 
 
The restaurant is less than a half mile away … on the other side of the highway.  We enter route 1 and promptly turn at the first available chance.  Problem is, we hadn't gone far enough yet.  So, back we go past the shop again.  We wave to the shop now that we're all old friends and all.  We continue up route 1 even further, past the new construction that will house a Christmas Tree Shop, past Spinellis, and find another turn-around point. 
Finally, after several loops to Nowhere, we pull into the parking lot for a Mexican restaurant called The Fat Cactus.  Daughter orders a burrito; I opt for the Black Angus burger.  We have a nice meal, a quiet meal as we've asked to be seated away from anywhere there might be children. 

As we exit the restaurant an hour later, we see that it has started to rain -- not pour, but definitely rain in earnest.  It rains like this the whole way back to my work, where we have left her car, sitting by itself all lonely at the edge of the parking lot.  There are a few cars still there, probably from some late meetings.  The darkening evening sky and the persistent rain may dampen the ambience, but the feeling of victory prevails, an ember of relief signifying another check off the pre-wedding to-do list.

Though my daughter may have completed her psych ward rotation, she still needs to remind herself that wedding planning is a bit crazy in and of itself.  If you let it get the best of you, you're bound to end up circling around and around a few times, nipping at your own heels… pretty, white, wedding-shoed heels, but heels, just the same.