COUPLETS FOR VALENTINES DAY

Roses are red; cardinals are, too.
My toes are quite frozen and now they are blue.
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Valentines Day is only for daters,
So give me some chocolate to fend of the haters.
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 How do you love me? Let us count the ways.
This ought to be good; should take you days.
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 I would like to send you a Valentine
I'm making believe that you can be mine.
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 Valentines Day - when everyone shares
Little boxed cards ... but nobody cares.
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Roses are red, but violets are not blue.
Whoever wrote that is as stupid as pooh.
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Daisies are white; my heart is red:
Good thing it is, or else I'd be dead.
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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.  Make it a great day!
That's it - no jokes - It's all I want to say.