Today is one of those holidays that can easily become annoying. It's probably why I love this holiday so much -- I am annoying. There's nothing better than an annoying holiday embraced by annoying people with the sole purpose of spending every waking hour annoying anyone and everyone with whom they have contact.
For example, I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then .. it dawned on me.
You think that one's bad? Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
I know, I know. Puns are painful. But PMS jokes are more painful. Period.
Anyway, I have to get back to writing this blog eventually, but my broken pencil is pointless.
I decide to turn on the news, and the reporter says the police found a famous cartoonist dead, but the details are sketchy.
I'll leave you with this little bit of advice: Be kind to your dentist; he has fillings, too.
Why should you participate in Abet and Aid Punsters Day? Oh, just do it for the halibut.
Enjoy, and have a punny day!
