Monday -
oh, how
you
suck
the
life
out
of every
thing that
you touch.
You suck
the
joy
out
of weekends
and
bring
agony to
late-sleepers.
You suck
the
air
out
of the air.
Furthermore,
you suck
because you're Monday.
You suck
because
I just
realized
that it is
Tuesday.
You totally
suck.
Fuck you, Monday.
