I update to faster internet service, then almost instantly not one but both of my computers die. I am left with a laptop that gets online but doesn't have Office, so I cannot do any work. What a shame that I can't do work at home. Boohoo. (Bwaaaahaaaaaaa!)
The guy on the phone (somewhere in Pakistan) who sells me this higher speed internet package quotes me a special price -- $30 less a month than I'm paying now. Woohoo! New bill arrives two weeks later. It's $60 MORE than I've been paying.
I call the cable company. Three times I tell the automated system I have a problem with my bill. Three times I get disconnected. So, I call a fourth time and say I want to purchase NEW products! Internet! Phone! Television! You name it; I will BUY IT!
I instantly get connected to a service person. Hahahahahaha! She begrudgingly gets my bill fixed and claims it will be all set in about a week. We exchange pleasantries and I hang up.
Moments later, my internet disappears. DISAPPEARS. It's like it never even existed. Even my phone says it's gone.
I call back on my cell phone and get connected with service to fix the technical problem (back to Pakistan I go). It gets fixed almost instantly when I mention, "I was JUST talking to your company about being OVER BILLED..."
Go ahead, cable company. I DARE you to call me for a customer service satisfaction survey. I'll sit right by the disconnected-from-cable phone waiting for you to reach out and touch my mad-as-hell self.
Dipshits.
