SING ALONG TO OPEN HOUSE

(Sung to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree / O Tannebaum")

Oh, Open House.
My Open House.
When parents come to meet ya.

Blah, Open House.
Damn Open House.

Fork in my eye is sweetah.

I hate to stand
And give a speech
Embarrassing,
It makes me screech.

Oh, Open House.
My Open House.
I need a margarita.