The campaign ads all make me sick
They clog the TV night and day
They're full of bullshit rhetoric
Politicians - Crap they say
Doesn't make me want to vote
But, damnit, I will, anyway
They lie, they cheat, and they emote
Pretend to cry and claim they care
Everything - They sugarcoat
But, citizens, please be aware
Come the Wednesday honeymoon
(Watch the TV if you dare)
Realization happens soon
You find out that your polling work
Just elected one more goon
Another politician jerk
Stuck in office four long years
With his plastic glued-on smirk
And all your dreams and all your fears
Quickly swirl around the drain
As you dissolve into tears
And slam the wall against your brain
Accept the country's horrid fate
Until election year again
