Pollen, pollen, makes me swear
Nastiest stuff I've ever seen
Shit that makes my car turn green
Falls in clouds from every breeze
Clouds of crap that make me sneeze
First my car is white with snow
Then the petals that do blow
Coat my car and house and grass
Pollen- pains me in the ass
Sure, it signals changing gear
Yes, it means that Spring is here
But could I have just one fine day
Where shovel and broom can go away
