Listen up, fuckers. No one gives a fuck if you're fucking offended by our fucking quarterback fucking swearing (silently ... there wasn't any fucking sound) during a fucking football game three fucking weeks ago.
Get the fuck over your fucking self.
Not only that, but how the fuck does your fucking six-year-old little fucker even know the fucking word "fuck"? You must say it a fucking lot if your fucking kid fucking recognizes the word by fucking lip reading.
You are the fucking problem. Your are ruining this country with your whiny, pathetic fuckstick ways.
Honestly. It's fucking sports. Do you fucking understand? People fucking swear at games. I fucking swear at games. Okay, I fucking swear over anything. I fucking swear when the tea is too hot, or my toes are too cold, or some fucker fucks up the check-out line by grabbing an item that doesn't have a fucking bar code or price sticker.
To quote a line from a judo friend's mother, "Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!" (I really must meet this woman. She is my kind of people.)
To all you vanilla pansy fucking Communist useless horrible parents raising nasty, spoiled, entitled little fucking fuckers, stop watching sports on TV if you're going to fucking complain to the fucking FCC about someone saying FUCK on the sidelines without any fucking sound being fucking broadcast.
Congratufuckinglations. You are a fucking failure as a parent and a fucking useless excuse for a human being.
Go fuck yourself.
PS. I could be speaking facetiously, but since you're a dumb fuck, you'll never really fucking know.
PPS. If you're offended by my blog, go fuck yourself twice.
