Saturday, April 20, 2013

BOSTON STRONG



Boston and surrounding communities are in recovery mode today.  Yesterday we were all very pissed off and extremely frustrated.  It was a long day of conflicting news reports that turned ugly quickly.  Our local news media started painting the younger terrorist as some kind of all-American boy who was under the influence of his big, bad, dumb older brother.

As the day progressed, and as real eyewitnesses came forward with video footage as proof, that turned out to not be the case, as if any of us here in Boston believed the media bullshit, anyway.

Turns out that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev not only crafted bombs and threw them at police and blew up people at the marathon and engaged in multiple firefights with police including two in crowded Watertown neighborhoods, but he also ran over his brother's dying body with a stolen SUV. 

Yes, he's definitely what the media would call an "all-American boy." 

And while we're at it, maybe Russia should revert to its Cold War tactics.  Remember when someone in the Soviet Union (or one of its subsidiary countries) would say something controversial?  Neither does anyone else because that person would disappear to Siberia… if he was lucky enough to survive the curbside-to-curbside trip.  Many didn't.


Now, to prove that I truly do support the Constitution that I so ardently defend, the kid is entitled to due process.  Right?  I mean, he became an American citizen last September 11th, right?  Yeah, like nobody sees the irony in that, kid.  Personally, and this is just my opinion, I'd rather he bleed out slowly so we don't have to waste valuable tax dollars on his ACLU defense fund.  But that's just me.  See?  I still mentioned the ACLU, so I'm still recognizing his Constitutional rights.  I can be a good American, too.

Here's where I don't get it, though.  If people don't like America, if you hate the USA whether you were born here or we nicely opened our homeland to you, then WTF are you doing here?  Seriously.  GO HOME.  No, really.  We'll take up collections and buy you plane tickets to go back where you came from.  Hell, we'll even send you somewhere else, if you like.  But if your sole purpose in life is to hate and kill Americans, you should start trekking back to your own country.  Now.  Today.  Yesterday, if possible.

Look, we don't ask you to be our best friends, we don’t demand that you learn our language (but, shit, we really wish you would so maybe we can actually speak with you), we don't even ask you to get a job.  But it's pretty much a given that if you hate us, well then, you probably might want to get your ass out of our country before we hand your ass back to you on a cardboard platter.

In the meantime, though, we'll let some in the media play Suspect #2 as some kind of hero and Suspect #1 as a martyr.  That's what they wanted all along.  Personally, we citizens of Boston and surrounding areas call them killers, terrorists, undesirables.  But we would never call them "all-American."  We'll let the uninformed media and the ACLU take care of that.

Boston strong.