The stove is in my kitchen.
The stove is installed.
The stove has gas.
The stove lights up like a beacon in the dark.
The stove itself hasn't been inspected.
The stove installation hasn't been insepcted.
The stove gas hasn't been inspected.
The stove cannot be used until inspected.
The stove sits in my kitchen like a stainless steel briar.
The stove - so close and yet so far.
(Fuck you, Columbia Gas.)
