Look! The snow so crisp
and white!
It
makes me want to scream in fright.
The winter sky is full of
stars!
Slippery roads have
smashed-up cars.
Sparkly landscape looks so
nice!
Shit, I slipped on
more black ice.
Snow to tree limbs does
adhere!
Kids in snowbanks disappear.
Watch the sledders keep
their pace!
Fucking slush gets
in my face.
Snowflakes fall so
quietly!
I fall, break my
goddamn knee.
Build a snow lad and snow
lass!
Shove my boot up
snowman’s ass.
Dressed up warm like
Eskimos!
Holy crap, this
winter BLOWS.