There once was a Santa in BucketWho said to the Shelf Elf, "Go suck it!
I'm on vacation
While you cause frustration.
Safari so goody, so f**k it!"
And now, something a little cleaner:
Santa in a Bucket is looking for that elf
He's helping Troll, Snoopy, Yukon, and himself
The elf stole his red suit and Santa is pissed
(The elf figured one less suit wouldn't be missed)
So Santa has followed that Shelf Elf around
He can't hide forever, that elf will be found
And when the boys find him, his brains they may pound
Like when they hear commercials with Michael Bolten
In the end , though, it's futile, this massive pursuit:
The suit is too small; Santa's point is all moot
That's how it happens at this time of year:
Spread it around: "Bah humbug and cheers."
And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight,
"Merry Christmas, Shelf Elf, I will catch you tonight!"
