The cars can't make the hill
There's ice and snow and white crap
On the roadways still
I ran us out of ice melt
Technically my fault
To make it down the driveway
I'll use some table salt
It's not as if the admin
Could claim they hadn't known
And so I get up early
Just waiting for the phone
Alas - it starts another
Dangerous school day
Why, oh, why? This weather!
Damnit! Just call DELAY.
Oh, well, so now it's seven
Off to work I drive
Thanks to all the Ice Gods
I get to work alive
