Thursday, February 1, 2018

IRONIC ICE LIMERICK


Yesterday there was some snow
And winds that did cause it to blow
Although it did suck
To my car snow was stuck
And so I did scrape to and fro

Today when I get out of work
I walk to my car with a smirk
Finally, I'm free!
Wait! What's this that I see?
Ice clings to my car?!  Damn!  YOU JERK!

(Yup.  A clump of ice still clings to my windshield.  Everyone else's cars?  Clean and clear.  I hate my life.)