Three overworked, underpaid women
Homemade meatball subs
A bottle of red wine
Room full of board games and card games
1. Gather a few women who, like you, are overworked and underpaid.
2. Cook a whole shitload of meatballs, add to sauce, then make subs.
3. Open (at least) one bottle of red wine.
4. Have access to a bunch of old board games and card games.
5. Allow someone to wistfully remark, "I used to play Mall Madness."
6. Open the large hassock in the den to reveal the game box containing Mall Madness.
7. Play the game until your sides hurt from laughing so hard.
Repeat often and as necessary.
