Such a disappointment; such a disaster. I dislike getting new vehicles and having things wrong with them. It bothers me.

So, folks, don't even try to reach me Saturday morning. I'll be sitting at the car dealer having the service department repair the damn thing. When it's all said and done, my stupid driver's side windshield wiper WILL swipe the water off the windshield BOTH ways, not just to the left with a giant smear going to the right.
I know, I know, it'll be a horrible inconvenience being without my newest car for ten minutes, but I will be strong. I'll remain vigilant. I shall persevere!