Ever since I put the patio furniture out, it has been raining.
I just want to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone here in the Northeast. It's my fault. I'm sorry.
However, it could be worse. Just in case. I am keeping the snowshoes in my car, in the back seat to be exact. I also have an old shovel back there, you know, just in case.
So, for this, you're welcome.
You see, if I hadn't put out the furniture, it wouldn't be raining; if I didn't have snowshoes and a shovel in my car, the rain would be snow.
SCIENCE!!!!
Again . . . you're welcome.