HAIKU MONDAY --- BECAUSE ... WHY NOT

My school is on break.
It's too cold to go outside.
So far my break sucks.
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Oh, look - The forecast:
They say, "More snow on the way."
Someone get shovels!
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I have the heat on,
But it is so dry in here
Damn, static hair frizz.
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My ears are so cold
That I have a fleece hat on
Inside of my house.
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Thank god for flannel
Sheets and for heavy blankets
And for fuzzy socks.
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Negative thirty
On Sunday with the wind chill.
Fifty on Tuesday.
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Lovely New England
Good thing you are so pretty
Because the temps bite.
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Good thing we have such
Extreme weather conditions --
Things to write about.
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Batten the hatches:
February - not gone yet
But March sucks ass, too.
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Another boring
Blog entry to start the day;
Fuck you.  Sue me.  Ha.