Dear, dear Saturday.
Thank you, Saturday.
I thought you'd never get here.
Seriously, though,
What took you so frigging long?
I waited for you all week.
All week.
Counting the days, the hours, the seconds,
From one end of the week to the other,
And still it seemed as if you didn't care
Who suffered in the interim.
You took your bloody sweet time.
But still.
Thank you.
Thank you for being you,
Saturday.
Don't ever change.
Except maybe this one tiny thing:
Get your ass here more than once a week.
Two Saturdays every week would be super.
Sincerely,
Every full time employee in the entire fucking Universe
