ME: Oh, excellent! There's a wine tasting tonight!
COWORKER: Do you go to those by yourself?
ME: Sure. I make friends wherever I go.
During the wine tasting ...
ME: Hmmm. I can't decide between the pinot grigio and the chianti. May I have more of everything?
WINE GUY: Certainly. Let me refill your glass over and over.
OTHER PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW: Pick me! I want the wine guy to keep refilling my glass to the top, too! Oh, Heliand, you must be a wine expert. All hail Heliand!
After the wine tasting ....
STRANGE COUPLE I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE: May we have your name and email address?
ME: Why, of course. This sounds like a perfectly harmless activity.
On the way home ...
ME: Holy crap, I hope I don't get pulled over.
Lesson Learned... A Math Problem From The PARCC Exam...
NEVER go to wine tastings with Heliand. Ever. Never. Bad things might happen. By the way, if the wine tasting ends at 7:30, why is Heliand still there at 8:00 if she arrived at 5:20? And why does Heliand have an invitation to the wedding of a woman she has never met?
The Moral of the Story ...
Chianti tastes better with meatballs.
Happy Saturday, kids. Enjoy!
