Come on, we all know it:
It's Monday - Monday -
They day we feel like shit.
For another long week
It's the very first day.
We hate it oh so much
That we don't know what to say.
Monday, you suck,
You're an arrogant jerk!
You kill off the weekend,
You make us go to work!
Go back where you came from
You'll never be our friend --
Besides, in six more days
You'll be bugging us again.
Monday, we despise you
For waking us so early.
If we were bullies we might
Give you a swirlie.
The only thing good about
Monday that we know
Is that in four more days
To the weekend we will go.
(That's all I've got. Sue me. I've had a rough weekend. Happy Monday, everybody. Hope it doesn't suck too much.)
