Go, Pats!Who knows what will happen in tonight's football game. Do I have faith in my team? Oh, please. After decades of watching this team drain the life out of its fans, it's kind of nice to be able to gloat for a few seconds.
Really. Remember when the Boston Patriots and the Baltimore Colts used to compete for who sucked the most and would end the tortured season in last place? No?
I do.
All this bullshit about Tom Brady. Deflated balls. Who cares. No, really. I don't care because of the penalty that has been assessed. Players can get caught using 'roids (or worse), beating the shit out of their wives on camera, being involved in truly illegal activity, etc., for little or no punishment whatsoever.
What do they get? Blow jobs from Roger Goodell, that's what.So, I decided that the only truly great use for Snapchat is to turn Roger Goodell into the human anal fistula that all New England Patriots fans understand the man to be. Sure, Roger, vacation at your Maine house, you tool. But, be prepared to be treated like the moron you are, and please continue to be a dingleberry. You have no idea the joy people get when downloading screenshots of you as the dillweed you truly are.
Go, Pats!
