A Christmas song for everyone because I love you very much, but right now Santa does not love you very much.
Oh, Christmas list,
Oh, Christmas list:
When you don't make one
I get pissed.
Oh, Christmas list,
Oh, Christmas list:
Without ideas
Gifts get missed.
I cannot buy
What I don't know.
It makes me cry
To guess gifts so
Oh, Christmas list,
Oh, Christmas list:
I just might punch you
With my fist.
(You'll be singing that all day long. No need to thank me.)