Are not even Chinese.
You're more Americano
Than the Santa Ana breeze.
But I cannot help myself
When your food I need --
I don't require a menu 'cuz
It's memorized, indeed.
I get the same old same old
Which can be a hefty price:
Terikayi beef and wings and
Stuff like pork fried rice,
I will use some soy sauce
(It's usually a hit),
But could you skip the mustard?
That crap smells like shit.
I wonder: Will my fortune
Predict that I am lucky?
(Of course it won't, you stupid girl --
It's just a frigging cookie.)
Had to order early
A small town crowd to fight
Because, folks, please remember:
FOOTBALL STARTS TONIGHT.
