It's Mother's Day.
It's the day when all kids everywhere feel like they should do something, anything, with their mothers. Look, I love my kids, but it's okay if they don't come by or call.
I'm not being a drama queen nor am I trying reverse psychology. I really don't mind if I see my kids or I don't on Mother's Day because they're great kids who come by other times, lots of times, out of the blue.
So, Happy Mother's Day to my children, without whom I would not BE a mother. You kids totally rock.
Now, come on over and take your mama to the golf driving range or for ice cream or something. :)