Yup. If it's too early for Easter, then I will certainly do my part to obliterate the public sector's pressure to "git 'er done." Seriously. We have all kinds of Valentine's Day stuff out right now: candy and cards and trinkets. What about Valentine's Day? Might it be okay if we just handle one holiday at a time?
So, when I see the Cadbury Cream Egg Easter candies already in the store bin and ready to sell, I grab one, quickly take it hostage, then dispose of it sometime later (when no one is watching).
I know, I know. I cannot conquer them all. There are dozens of Cadbury Cream Eggs in the bin here at the store. But, I will persevere; I will do my part. No Cadbury Cream Egg is going to rush my holiday! I will change the world one Cadbury Cream Egg at a time.
Folks, if you see a container loaded with Cadbury Cream Eggs just randomly passing the time in any store, do NOT fall for the whining. Text me, call me, FIND ME. I will conquer the Cadbury Cream Egg problem one sugary fake-yolk at a time. I took one for the team today; I'd do it again... and again ... and for half-price the day after Easter.
No need to thank me; I'll chase down those eggs like it's my job.
