And all through Pat's Nation
The fan base was cheering
Old Goodell's damnation.
Deflated balls hung
From the rafters with care
After just finding out
Coach Bowles won't be there.
So who from the sidelines
Will have lies to sell?
What a surprise!
That asshole Goodell.
Out on the field
There arose such a bleating
I suspect that I heard
Roger get an ass-beating.
The temper, the tantrums,
The lies and the threats --
Piss the Pats off
So they stomp on the Jets.
But I heard him exclaim
Though his title won't fit:
"Merry Christmas - NOT Pats!"
He's full of bullshit.
