Once upon a time there was a Tuesday night education class at an old school that smelled bad. I fell asleep. The end.
Chapter #2
I am still asleep. The end.
Chapter #3
The teacher came by our table to inspect our work. I pretended to be awake, aware, and interested. I am, however, still asleep. The end.
Chapter #4
Forty minutes of my life that I will never get back in addition to the wasted two and a half hours ... and that's just tonight ... that I will newer get back. Fuck my life. The end.
Chapter #5
Oh. Dear. Lord. Save me; I'm drowning under words. The end.
The teacher read some vocabulary words, and she said, "Frig it!" but she really said, "Frigate." Either way ... frigate. The end.
Chapter #7
My coworker claims that we are being punked. I agree. The real end.
