Oh dear God almighty it's Monday.
How in the name of all things sane
Did things go by so quickly Sunday
To bring us back to Monday again?
I suppose I should be happy that I
Am alive and can breathe and eat and work,
But reality is such I cannot deny
That Monday is really a jerk
I'm tired, I'm achy, I'm quite a bit cranky.
I'm dragging my ass out of bed, out of home.
But the Red Sox are better than even the Yankees,
And that fact makes Monday better all on its own.
Happy Monday, suckers... you know who you are.
