Violets are not blue -- Purple.
Flowers can be weird.
Use the word "Mother"
And many think of swear words;
Sometimes George Carlin.
In the expression
"Mother's Day", aren't there more than
One? Apostrophes!
I bought chocolates,
But they melted in my car.
Now you get nothing.
Hallmark charged too much
For holiday greeting cards
(To fund their movies)
If you get a gift
From me it's an accident.
I always forget!
Don't forget today
To hug and kiss your mother.
She can kick your ass.
