Halloween!
It's also Stress Level Ten Time,
When administrators discover all
The things they forgot to organize,
And teachers' lives turn to chaos.
In other words:
Terror Time.
Terror Time.
It's okay, though.
We have a secret weapon.
It's called WINE.
We pour it in goblets and practice
Homophones when we
WHINE.
We welcome Halloween,
Especially when it falls
During the school week
Because it gives everyone
Equal chances to be unglued
In character as in reality.
Pop a little ghost wine
Glass charm to the stem,
Call it a party,
Even for one.
Whine a little.
Watch chaos turn to calm.
(Just wait until the last bell rings.)
