Years ago my eyesight faltered -
Cannot read stuff left unaltered,
Cannot read stuff left unaltered,
Have to make the font huge size
To accommodate my eyes.
Makes me feel like I've the bends.
Spend a lot on fancy glasses?
Nope. I'm not like all the masses.
I buy a pair to read the books -
Funky frames that earn me looks.
I buy a pair so I can drive
Helping keep my butt alive.
Since the glasses are so cheap
I buy them all - I spend a heap!
Glasses here and glasses there --
You'll find my glasses everywhere.
Laugh at me? I've saved a bundle!
I buy in bulk - I'm hardly humble.
It's not just for fashion's sake;
I've one bad habit: Glasses break!
