TOASTING THE TOASTY

It has finally happened.

It’s the miracle I have been waiting for.

I have emailed the company and written to the company, and I’ve even blogged about my extreme disappointment in the product that, despite its constant epic failures, I buy over and over again like Charlie looking for the Golden Ticket. I live for that one moment when it all comes together.

Today is that day. Today I reach into the box of Extra Toasty Cheez-Its and discover the panacea of extra –toasty crackers.

I would like to extend my deepest appreciation and joy to whichever line worker allowed this beauty to make it into the box. I love you and want to marry you.  You are my people!