Hybrid year, this hybrid year.
Do you like this hybrid year?
I do not like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
Will you
hybrid here and there?
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
Will you try
in-person teach
While those
home you also reach?
I will teach both home and live
(I don’t know if I’ll survive).
I will hybrid here and there.
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
Will the
bathrooms be yours, too,
Monitoring
those in queue?
Yes, I’ll watch the toilets, too,
For the kids who pee and pooh.
I will teach both home and live
(I don’t know if I’ll survive).
I will hybrid here and there.
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
Will you walk
kids in and out?
Hall and
lunch and never shout?
In and out and ‘round the hall,
I will watch them, one and all.
Yes, I’ll watch the toilets, too,
For the kids who pee and pooh.
I will teach both home and live
(I don’t know if I’ll survive).
I will hybrid here and there.
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
Will you make
sure hands are washed?
Will those
Covid germs get squashed?
I will fight those germs, you bet,
Watching little hands get wet.
In and out and ‘round the hall,
I will watch them, one and all.
Yes, I’ll watch the toilets, too,
For the kids who pee and pooh.
I will teach both home and live
(I don’t know if I’ll survive).
I will hybrid here and there.
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
Will you
sanitize the desks?
While
performing arabesques?
In a tutu, do you mean?
Wipe ‘em down like Mr. Clean!
I will fight those germs, you bet,
Watching little hands get wet.
In and out and ‘round the hall,
I will watch them, one and all.
Yes, I’ll watch the toilets, too,
For the kids who pee and pooh.
I will teach both home and live
(I don’t know if I’ll survive).
I will hybrid here and there.
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
When the
children puke and bleed,
Will you see
to every need?
Though I’m not a legal nurse,
No one here will need a hearse.
I will keep them safe and sound
Fighting Covid germs around.
I will fight those germs, you bet,
Watching little hands get wet.
In and out and ‘round the hall,
I will watch them, one and all.
Yes, I’ll watch the toilets, too,
For the kids who pee and pooh.
I will teach both home and live
(I don’t know if I’ll survive).
I will hybrid here and there.
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
We may find
more jobs for you,
Even ones you
cannot do.
You are
super, you are great!
You can carry
thrice your weight!
Flex those
brain cells. Never frown.
Teaching!
Covid! Wear you down.
If you’re
sick, just teach from bed.
No one cares
if you’re near-dead.
Hybrid model’s
here to stay.
Teach it! Teach
it every day.
Work your
fingers to the bone.
Lucky you –
you’re not alone.
If you take a closer look
Here’s the part of Seuss’s book
That I say, “I like this much,”
Other things that may sound such.
I cannot believe my eyes.
I don’t have those words so wise.
If I make it through the day,
Here is what I have to say:
Though I’m not a legal nurse,
No one here will need a hearse.
I will keep them safe and sound
Fighting Covid germs around.
I will fight those germs, you bet,
Watching little hands get wet.
In and out and ‘round the hall,
I will watch them, one and all.
Yes, I’ll watch the toilets, too,
For the kids who pee and pooh.
I will teach both home and live
(I don’t know if I’ll survive).
I will hybrid here and there.
I will hybrid anywhere!
I don’t like this hybrid year.
It’s one gigantic pain in rear!
