Goddamn shit sonofabitch!
I do not know which swear is which
Damnit, the wine glass does spill.
(Now I'm in need of refill.)
Cava all over the floor,
Running down cabinet door,
Making a mess that is bad;
Making me feel really sad.
I am so pissed off that I flip it
The bird but I'd just rather sip it.
Oh, plastic wine glass, you've failed me!
Your cava spill almost derailed me.
It's okay, no need for BOLO:
I'll refill a bigger cup SOLO.
