I have had enough close hits and close encounters to know that I have the worst luck of anyone I know when it comes games of chance and financial investments of any type. Gambling is for me a giant Black Hole.
In case I forget this concept, I happen to be dealt this Cribbage hand today. For your information, this isn't an optimal Cribbage hand. It is, however, a relatively exceptional poker hand, which would be fabulous if we were playing poker.
I guess I'll go back to playing Solitaire on my cell phone. At least when I fail at that, I'm just a click away from the Losers' Bracket.