Real conversation between me and partially-deaf sister:
ME:
Ali, I threw out all the bad food in your fridge like the milk, the eggs.
ALI:
(Blank stare)
ME:
(yelling) Your fridge! I cleaned it out!
ALI:
(Blank stare)
ME:
I THREW OUT YOUR MOLDY MILK AND EGGS AND MEAT AND CHEESE!!!! YOU HAD
CUCUMBERS ROTTING IN YOUR FRIDGE!!!!
ALI:
(indignant) Okay, I will!
Reminded me of the joke with the
three old ladies on an outing:
LADY #1: Driver, where are we going?
DRIVER: Wellesley.
LADY #2: Really?
I thought it was Thursday.
LADY #3: So am I. Let's stop and have a drink!
